Thursday, February 16, 2012

Being Happy

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over... it became a beautiful butterfly!

Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will allude you,
but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.

The place to be happy is here. The time to be happy is now.

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change.
Life is too short to be anything but happy.

Whoever is happy will make others happy too.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

Money never did buy happiness, and credit cards aren't doing much better.

The heart is happiest when it beats for others.

For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.

Someday everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile
through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason.

Source: Internet

Amazing Pianist

WOW. Amazing!!!

This girl has no fingers on her right hand and just started playing piano 3 years ago.

Click Here for Video.

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Walking The Path

Oh God please help my weary feet
The path is stoney and sometimes steep

Oh help me thy path to keep when
stones lay there that bruise my feet.

When holes are there, I do not see
Take my hand, I'll walk with THEE.

When mud is there, I can',t cross through,
Hold tight my hand, Thy Will I'll do.

Show me thy love when alone I must go.
To others Thy love I must always show.

When the days seem weary and the path so long
Help me to sing Thee a Heavenly song.

When the down hill is slippery and the hills are so steep
Always oh always Thy Way must I keep.

The distance to Heaven is walked here from earth
God's there to guide us ore all kinds of turf

Some walk by others,yet some walk alone
Be true in your walk to reach the Heavenly Dawn.

God holds the prize for you and for me, walk on my
dear ones Thy Face you will see.

By Lucy W. Hagy

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Thoughts Of The Day

"There are two things money can't buy, true love and home grown tomatoes?" author unknown

Amoraphobia:- Fear of love. A minute of love is better than a lifetime without it. Even if you lose it later on, the fragrance and memories of a moment of love itself is enough to sweeten up your whole life. So dare to love and learn to let go.

"For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul." Judy Garland

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown kissed her after class. "How did that happen?" gasped her mother. "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him."

Source: Internet

What's Love

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of four-through eight-year-olds, "What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way."

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth."

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

"Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings."

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."

"Love is when my Mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss."

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate."

"Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no."

"When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more."

"There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them."

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."

"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."

"Love is when Mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."

"Love is when Mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."

"I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her."

"Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying."

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."

"God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't....that's love.

Source: Internet

Punctuate Correctly

An English professor wrote the words,
"A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard
and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Source: Internet

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Quotes

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future.

The darkest moment of the night is just before dawn.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

All people smile in the same language.

A hug is a great gift... one size fits all. It can be given for any occasion and it's easy to exchange.

Everyone needs to be loved... especially when they do not deserve it.

The real measure of a man's wealth is what he has invested in eternity.

Love... and you shall be loved.

Everyone has beauty but not everyone sees it.

It's important for parents to live the same things they teach.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.

If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for.

Marriage is like a game of compromise. When either one of the players stops compromising, the game is about to end.

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow.

Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul.

If anyone speaks badly of you, live so none will believe it.

Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.

Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together.

The best thing parents can do for their children is to love each other.

Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts.

To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for.

Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.

Happiness is enhanced by others but does not depend upon others.

"Each leaf, each blade of grass vies for attention. Even weeds carry tiny blossoms
to astonish us." - Marianne Poloskey

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read with a child."

WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES, it takes away today's PEACE.

Kind hearts, the garden
Kind thoughts, the root
Kind words, the blossom
Kind deeds, the fruit ~ Author Unknown

You are rich... when you never need more than what you have.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.

Friends are like four leaf clovers, hard to find, lucky to have.

If all my friends jumped off a cliff, I wouldn't jump with them. I would be at the bottom to catch them.

Source: Internet

Thought For The Day..,

“A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.” ~ Author Unknown

Aha! Jokes Fun Pages What Mom Taught Me!

Aha! Jokes Fun Pages What Mom Taught Me!

Mud Puddles And Dandelions

When I look at a patch of dandelions, I see a bunch of weeds that are going to
take over my yard.

Dandelions: My kids see flowers for Mom and blowing white fluff you can wish on.

When I look at an old drunk and he smiles at me, I see a smelly, dirty person
who probably wants money and I look away.

Smiles: My kids see someone smiling at them and they smile back.

When I hear music I love, I know I can't carry a tune and don't have much
rhythm so I sit self-consciously and listen.

Singing: My kids feel the beat and move to it. They sing out the words. If they don't
know them, they make up their own.

When I feel wind on my face, I brace myself against it. I feel it messing up
my hair and pulling me back when I walk.

Windy Day: My kids close their eyes, spread their arms and fly with it, until they
fall to the ground laughing.

When I pray, I say thee and thou and grant me this, give me that.

Prayers: My kids say, "Hi God! Thanks for my toys and my friends. Please keep the
bad dreams away tonight. Sorry, I don't want to go to Heaven yet I would miss my Mommy and Daddy."

When I see a mud puddle I step around it. I see muddy shoes and dirty carpets.

Rainy Day: My kids sit in it. They see dams to build, rivers to cross, and worms to play with.

I wonder if we are given kids to teach or to learn from? No wonder God loves the little children!

Enjoy: Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

I wish the world Big Mud Puddles and Sunny Yellow Dandelions!!!

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Creator unknown.

Source: Internet

"I've Learned," A few More..,

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jacka--es.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the a@# are permanent.

I've learned that You are strong... when you take your grief and teach it to smile.

I've learned that Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers,
that is why it is found in some medicines.

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks." - Totie Fields

Source: Internet

I'll be happy when...

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, when we are able to go on a nice vacation or when we retire. The truth is there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges.

It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with ... and remember that time waits for no one.

So, stop waiting ..

Until your car or home is paid off.

Until you get a new car or home.

Until your kids leave the house.

Until you go back to school.

Until you finish school.

Until you lose 10 lbs.

Until you gain 10 lbs.

Until you get married.

Until you get a divorce.

Until you have kids.

Until you retire.

Until summer..

Until spring.

Until winter.

Until fall.

Until you die.

There is no better time than right now to be happy. Happiness is a journey, not a destination. So work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and, dance like no one's watching.

If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone special.

I just did!

Source: Internet

An Old Farmer's Advice

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from
the mirror every mornin'.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Source: Internet

Puppies For Sale

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard.As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls.

He looked down into the eyes of a little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle. "Here, Dolly!" he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up...

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers.

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup.

Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy... "No charge," answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."

The world is full of people who need someone who understands.

It's National Friendship Week.

Source: Internet

Love Quotes



Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
~ Jeanne Moreau

Love is a fruit in season at all times, and in reach of every hand. ~ Mother Teresa

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. ~ Walter Winchell

Love is always bestowed as a gift -- freely, willingly, and without expectation....
We don't love to be loved; we love to love. ~ Leo Buscaglia

Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your good health has vanished. ~ Og Mandino

Think about it, there must be higher love, Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above. Without it, life is a wasted time, Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine. ~ Steve Winwood

Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own home. Give love to your children, to a wife or husband, to a next-door neighbor. ~ Mother Teresa

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. ~ Fulton J. Sheen

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. ~ Thomas Jefferson

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread. ~ Mother Teresa

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. ~ Franklin P. Jones

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her
husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love. ~ Henry Drummond

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

There is no instinct like that of the heart. ~ Lord Byron

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value;
rather is one of those things that give value to survival. ~ C.S. Lewis

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up.
And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools; favouring the passions, destroying reason, and in a word, turning everything topsy-turvy. ~ Marguerite De Valois

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family. ~ George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible.~ Mother Teresa

Sales Ad at a Store: 'You are my one and only' valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend. ~ Albert Caymus

Roses

Within roses, there are various factors like colors and numbers of the flowers that convey specific meanings.

Red rose means "I love you". Additionally, it stands for beauty, courage, and respect.

White rose indicates true love, purity, innocence, reverence, humility, youthfulness, and charm.

A yellow rose gives out the meanings of joy, gladness, friendship, and remembrance.Subtle hues can make a big difference in meaning. Contrast a plain yellow rose with a yellow rose with a red tip.

A yellow rose with red tip conveys the meaning "I'm falling in love with you".

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Things you might never need to know...

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand

And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' , and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that also)

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Bonus!! All the ants in Africa weigh more than ALL the Elephants!!

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking about old age and decided that it is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it'.

I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it "Pumping Rust."

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"

Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in case of an emergency.' I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do -- write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail? Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures!

It's not how much you have, it's how much you enjoy what you have.

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

It is safer to have a good enemy than a bad friend.

Now you know (a little) more than you did before!!

Author Unknown

Source: Internet

Lessons Learned

(written by Regina Brett, 90 years old,
of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio)

"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.
It is the most requested column I've ever written."

1. Life isn't fair, but it's good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.

13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.

16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words, "In five years, will this matter?"

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.

35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

36. Growing old beats the alternative ~ dying young.

37. Your children get only one childhood.

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

42. The best is yet to come.

43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

44. Yield.

45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

Source: Internet