Friday, September 28, 2012

Old Age Quotes

Gray hair is God's graffiti. ~ Bill Cosby

Old age is no place for sissies. ~ Bette Davis

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~ Satchel Paige

Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. ~ Charles Schulz

It's not what you accomplish in life that matters; It's what you overcome.

Good friends help you find things when you have lost them... your smile, your hope and your courage. D. Zantamata

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~ Mark Twain

"If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."- Ronald Reagan

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~Erma Bombeck

"Don't worry about senility," my grandfather used to say. "When it hits you, you won't know it." ~ Bill Cosby

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. ~ Mark Twain

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be the fool.
-William Shakespeare

How Blessed is the Nation whose God is the Lord Ps33:12

"We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves."

Inside every seventy year old is a thirty five year old asking, "What happened?" ~ Ann Landers

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~ Lucille Ball

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and it was the law. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. ~ Jackie Mason

Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes.
Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it: instant old age.
Malcolm Cowley

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