Saturday, January 12, 2013
You're Kidding Me Right.....,
Fact: 50% of the doctors practicing in this country today graduated in the lower half of their class.
Doctor: "Mrs. Larson, you're not going deaf in your left ear, you seem to have a suppository stuck in there."
Mrs. Larson: "Well now I know what happened to my hearing aid."
Medical Examiner's Findings:
1. The patient didn't die of anything serious.
2. The man had never been fatally ill before.
3. Cause of death is unknown as patient died
without the aid of a doctor.
4. Went to bed feeling on top of the world,
but when he woke up he was dead.
5. The cause of death was an act of God
under very suspicious circumstances.
6. The patient died in a state of perfect health
Actual Doctors' Names
Dr. Barker...Veterinarian
Dr. Hacker...Surgeon
Dr. Skinner...Dermatologist
Dr. Born...Ob-Gyn
Dr. Groth...Oncologist
Dr. Butt...Gastroenterology
Dr. Tickles...Pediatrician
Dr. Looney...Psychiatrist
Dr. Bone...Orthopedics
Dr. Gore...Emergency Medicine
Dr. Kidd...Pediatrician
Dr. Foote...Podiatrist
If you've got your health, you've got everything. And if you don't have your health, sooner or later your doctor has everything.
Source: Internet
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