You know you're a Southerner when you understand the following:
He's so clumsy he'd trip over a cordless phone.
He's about as handy as a back pocket on a shirt.
That's about as useful as a trap door on a canoe.
He couldn't carry a tune if he had a bucket with a lid on it.
She was so tall she could hunt geese with a rake.
She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.
He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.
Higher than a Georgia pine
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece
Dumb as a bucket of rocks.
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Somebody beat him with the ugly stick
Good night a livin'
That wall is all catawampus.
She's got more nerve than Carter's got Liver Pills.
Your a@# is grass and I'm the lawnmower!
If you don't stop that crying, I'll give you something to cry about!
If a bullfrog had wings, he wouldn't bump his a@# when he jumped.
I had to go around my elbow to get to my thumb.
Why are you just sitting there like a bump on a pickle.
That woman had forty 'leven kids!
Ain't that the berries!
Barking up the wrong tree.
Don't bite off more than you can chew.
Don't count your chickens until they hatch.
Don't let your mouth overload your tail.
Either fish or cut bait.
Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.
Get the short end of the stick.
Go hog wild.
They go to bed with the chickens.
He/She has gone back on their raisin.
Why have you got your feathers ruffled.
He's as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine.
I don't have no axe to grind.
Why do you holler like a stuck pig.
Well I do declare.
He sittin in high cotton.
I haven't seen him or her in a coon's age.
The act like two peas in a pod.
I believe that you two need to mend fences.
Now that's scarcer than hen's teeth.
Now she's a sight for sore eyes.
Were back in our own stomping grounds.
The sun don't shine on the same dog's tail all the time.
Now that takes the cake.
That ones too big for his britches.
I can do that in two shakes of a sheep's tail.
Well, jest shut my mouth.
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