Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Aging Tips


Forget the health food. You need all the preservatives you can get.

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway... The good fortune to run into the ones I do... And the eyesight to tell the difference!

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, ...it doesn't matter.

I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

If I knew I was going to get this old, I would have taken better care of myself when I was young.

If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.

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