If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by date?'
Why is the person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but when they tell you wet paint is somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you. Take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel manly.
Nobody ever dares to make a cup-of-soup in a bowl.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
You never ever run out of salt.
You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
Everyone has a Uncle who has tried to steal their nose.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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