Random Thoughts

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing hurts more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Mapquest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18.My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

20. Friends are like four leaf clovers, hard to find, lucky to have.

21. "If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."- Ronald Reagan

22. A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
--William Shakespeare

23. If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag. -- Author Unknown

24. I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him. ---Abraham Lincoln

25. "The government is best which governs least." - Thomas Paine

26. "The heart is to the body, as the family is to the soul." ~ Rick Beneteau

27. Our families are the safety net that catches us when we fall. They are our sanctuary in a storm. They are the beacon showing us the way home when we're lost."
~ Linda Offenheiser

28. "So much of what is great has sprung from the closeness of family ties." Sir Thomas M. Barrie

29. "'Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be it ever so humble there’s no place like home!" ~ John Howard Payne

30. The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

31. Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food and medicine for the soul. ~*~ Luther Burbank

32. Football: A game when 22 big, strong players runaround like crazy for two hours while millions of people who really need the exercise sit and
watch.

33. Here's to love - the only fire for which there is no insurance. -- author unknown

34. "Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall in love with a gorgeous redhead." Lucille Ball

35. Amoraphobia:- Fear of love. A minute of love is better than a lifetime without it. Even if you lose it later on, the fragrance and memories of a moment of love itself is enough to sweeten up your whole life. So dare to love and learn to let go.

36. Power is the ability to do good things for others. ~ Brooke Astor

37. Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

38. For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. Have a wonderful days ahead...

39. You are strong... when you take your grief and teach it to smile.

40. Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.

41. “A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.” ~ Author Unknown

42. “The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out”. –Author Unknown

43. It's not how much you have, it's how much you enjoy what you have.

44. Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

45. It is safer to have a good enemy than a bad friend.

46. Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts.--Rachel Carson

47. The teacher wrote on the blackboard, “I ain’t had no fun all summer.” “Now Paul,” she said. “What shall I do to correct this?” “Get a boy friend.” Paul replied.

48. "Flowers....are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty out values all the utilities of the world." --Ralph Wadlo Emerson

49. Life Expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. --Doug Larson, cartoonist

50. There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure.

51. Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’.” You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going.” Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then?

52. "My grandkids know that what happens at Nana's stays at Nana's." --unknown

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