Those Things That Make Us Ask Why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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I Can't Remember!

Just a line to say I'm living, that I'm not among the dead, though I'm getting more forgetful and mixed up in the head.

I got used to my arthritis, to my dentures I'm resigned, I can manage my bifocals tho it's not all that keen but God I miss my mind,

For sometimes I can't remember, when I stand at the foot of the stairs, if I must go up for something, or have just come down from there.

And before the fridge so often, my poor mind is filled with doubt, have I just put food away, or have I come to take some out?

And there's the time when it is dark with my nightcap on my head,

I don't know if I'm retiring, or just getting out of bed.

So if it's my turn to write to you, there's no need for getting sore,

I may think that I have written and don't want to be a bore.

So, remember that I love you and wish that you were near but now it's nearly mail time so I must say good-bye dear,

There I stand beside the mailbox with a face so very red, instead of mailing you my letter, I opened it instead!

Source: Internet

A Sparrow's Faith

I'm just a little sparrow
I have no pedigree
I'm rarely ever noticed
But The Lord is watching me

He gave me a coat of feathers
Tis very plain i know
Without a speck of colour
For it wasn't made for show.

It keeps me warm in winter,
Protect me from the rain
Where it trimmed in gold or silver,
Perhaps would make me vain

I have no barn or storehouse
I neither sow nor reap
God gives me daily protion
With never a seed to keep

There are many other sparrows
All over the world they 're found
And my father always knows
When one fa;;s to the ground

I'm only one little Sparrow
A bird of low degree
I know my father's love
Dost thou know his love for thee?

Author: ~Yolanda Cohan~

Source: Internet

I Now Resign!

I Resign!


I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again.

I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks.I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple;

When all you knew were colours, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care.

All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset.I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible.I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.

I want to live simple again.

I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.

I am officially resigning from adulthood.

And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause........ .....

"Tag! You're it."

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Love Thoughts

A soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them to her with a note stating the following: "Regret cannot remember which one is you ... please keep your photo and return the others."

Dear John,
 
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool - nobody can take your place. I love you.

All my love,

Mary. xxxxoooxxxx

P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.

A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise.

Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted.

He said; "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me."

So the the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the husband was 90.

An English professor wrote the words,

"A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

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Funny Definitions

Aquadextrious:

The art of turning the bathtub tap on with your toes.

Pain:

A cat licking your sunburn.

Budget:

A method for going broke methodically.

Willpower:

The ability to eat only one salted peanut.

Profanity:

The linguistic crutch of inarticulate idiots.

Boat:

A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money.

Bachelor:

One who treats all women as sequels.

Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

Flashlight:

A case for holding dead batteries.

Taxpayer:

Someone who doesn't have to take a public service exam to work for the government.

Consciousness:

That annoying time between naps.

Stress:

The confusion created when ones mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately needs it.

Jury:

Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer

Chickens:

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they're dead.

Hospitality:

Making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.

Adult:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

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Quotes Found On T-Shirts

Prayer ...the world's greatest wireless connection.

I'm so busy I don't know whether I found a rope or lost my horse.

D.A.D.D ....Dads against daughters dating.

Don't make me put my hands on my hips.

When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure.

Without Music life would B♭ (flat).

The Lord helps those who help themselves. I agree, do it yourself.

As kids we couldn't wait to grow up.WOW, WERE WE STUPID.

“Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, and leave the rest to God.”

Too blessed to be stressed.

Source: Internet

Thoughts About Our Kids

There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it.

Chinese Proverb: Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing your driveway in the middle of a snowstorm.

Mothers of teens are the only ones that KNOW why animals eat their young.

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children out there more awful than your own.

We childproofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool a Mom.

I love to give homemade gifts... which one of my kids do you want?

Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up!

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Twenty-Five Beautiful Rules

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Everyday

Everyday you make me smile
You let me know you care.
You help me see the good in things.
And for me you're always there.

Everyday You ease my pain,
And help me through my day.
You let me know I'm not alone,
You teach me love that way.

Everyday I say a prayer
To keep you safe and free.
And everyday is filled with hope,
That you'll spend time with me.

Everyday you show me love
Wanting nothing back from me.
You let me know you are my friend
And keep me company.

Everyday I look around
Even when my life's a mess.
Knowing in my heart of hearts
My friends are just the best.

Everyday I thank the Lord
For having given me
The very best that I can have,
That is, all my friends, you see!

Author Unknown

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For You

A fire to light inside your heart,
to feel the warm embers glow.
A piece of the sun's warm rays,
to bask in it's firey show.

A piece of a rainbow to color your world,
when all seems totally gray.
Some roses for the sweet perfume,
to kiss your senses with its bouquet.

A sprinkling of some twinkling stars,
to wish upon at night.
The morning dew to kiss the day.
To bask in it's delight.

A summer's breeze to caress your face,
to show that someone cares.
The sweet song of the nightingale,
to remind you that they're always there.

My lasting friendship, always true.
A gift of love to hold inside,
whenever you feel blue,
or just because you need a friend.
This friend... that will always be there
for you!!

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Today's Post

Fact: 50% of the doctors practicing in this country today graduated in the lower half of their class.

Doctor: "Mrs. Larson, you're not going deaf in your left ear, you seem to have a suppository stuck in there."

Mrs. Larson: "Well now I know what happened to my hearing aid."

Medical Examiner's Findings:

1. The patient didn't die of anything serious.

2. The man had never been fatally ill before.

3. Cause of death is unknown as patient died
without the aid of a doctor.

4. Went to bed feeling on top of the world,
but when he woke up he was dead.

5. The cause of death was an act of God
under very suspicious circumstances.

6. The patient died in a state of perfect health

Actual Doctors' Names

Dr. Barker...Veterinarian

Dr. Hacker...Surgeon

Dr. Skinner...Dermatologist

Dr. Born...Ob-Gyn

Dr. Groth...Oncologist

Dr. Butt...Gastroenterology

Dr. Tickles...Pediatrician

Dr. Looney...Psychiatrist

Dr. Bone...Orthopedics

Dr. Gore...Emergency Medicine

Dr. Kidd...Pediatrician

Dr. Foote...Podiatrist

If you've got your health, you've got everything.
And if you don't have your health,
sooner or later your doctor has everything.

I've been thinking about you and...

I wish we could sit together
And have a cup of tea.
But since we can't,
When you get this cup
I hope you will think of me.

Friends are like four leaf clovers,
hard to find, lucky to have.

I value the friend who for me
finds time on his calendar.
I cherish the friend who for me
does not consult his calendar.

If I could reach up and hold a star
for each time you've made me smile,
the entire evening sky would
be in the palm of my hand.

Source: Internet

Friendship Secrets

A friend's secret is a precious gift,
Once entrusted to you,
it must be kept forever.

True friendship is a fabric
That nothing can unravel.

A true friend...
Never sits in judgment.

Break a promise to a friend,
and you have lost something
irreplaceable within yourself.

Sometimes tact is needed
When telling the truth.

The safety net of friendship
Will catch you when you fall.

Despair thrives on solitude,
Your sorrows will grow smaller
As soon as you share them with a friend.

Source: Internet

Cell Phone Rules

The Ten Commandments of Cell Phones

1. Thou shalt not subject defenseless bystanders to cell phone
conversations. When people cannot escape the banality of
your conversation—on a plane, train, bus, cab, or at a restaurant—
spare them. We are just not interested, you boorish twit.

2. Thou shalt not set thy ringer to play "La Cucaracha" every
time thy phone rings. Or Beethoven's Fifth, or the Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive,"
or any other annoying melody. Is it not enough that your phone goes off every other second? In addition, any phone that announces
"INCOMING CALL" should be tossed in a toilet.

3. Thou shalt turn thy cell phone off during public performances,
in theaters, during speeches and meetings, family dinners,
at weddings and funerals and on first dates.

4. Thou shalt not wear more than two wireless devices on thy belt.
Techno-jockeys attempting to look like they are
carrying Batman utility belts are not cool.

5. Thou shalt not dial while driving. This madness must stop.
Put the phone down and just drive. There are enough people in the
world who have problems mastering driving a vehicle by itself.

6. Thou shalt not wear thy earpiece in the presence of thy friends
and coworkers. This is similar to wearing headphones
connected to a CD player—it's just rude.

7. Thou shalt not speak louder on thy cell phone than thou
would on any other phone. Phones have sensitive microphones,
and it's gotten to the point where you can tell if someone is
calling from a mobile phone simply by their volume of speaking,
not how it sounds. If your signal cuts out, speaking louder won't help.

8. Thou shalt not grow too attached to thy cell phone.
For obvious reasons, an addictive dependency on being constantly
"in touch" is not healthy. At work, go nuts.
Away from work, give it (and the rest of us) a rest.

9. Thou shalt not display thy cell phone on a restaurant table just in
case it may ring. This is not the Old West, and you are not a
gunslinger sitting down to a game of five-card stud in a
Dodge City saloon. Be a little less conspicuous. If it rings,
you'll hear it just as easily if it's in your pocket, purse or "holster."

10. Thou shalt not attempt to impress with thy mobile phone.
Not only is using a cell phone no longer impressive \
(unless, of course, it's one of those really cool new phones
with the space-age "Matrix" design, interchangeable
multi-colored face with a laser-linked heads-up viewer
and solar battery charger), but when it is used to impress,
said user shall be immediately identified as a jerk.

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Quote For The Day

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish & he will never starve.

Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordans and he will throw the fishing gear away & vote Democrat for a lifetime.

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"Motivation"

If I can today, I would like to talk to you about motivation; about the things behind the action, things that move us to do what we do. I appreciate the line of our hymn that says, "Search all my thoughts, the secret springs, The motives that control..." What we do is probably not as important as the motive behind the doing. Had I lived in New Testament days, I would probably have had great admiration for Judas when he kissed Jesus in the middle of the crying, angry mob. On the surface it looked a very courageous act, but the motive was wrong. We all may ask ourselves, "What moves us to tears?" "What moves us to pray?" Well may we examine the motivation behind every act and word of our lives. In Acts 17:5 it tells us about the Jews who believed not and were `moved with envy' and it tells us that they took certain people. It was envy that motivated these people to do what they did, jealousy, but these people were outside the family of God. In Acts 7:9 it says, "The patriarchs `moved with envy' sold Joseph into Egypt." Envy on the outside is sad, but envy amongst us is much sadder. Away back in Genesis 37:11 it says, "His brethren envied him; but his father observed the saying." Because of envy in the hearts of those brothers, they sold Joseph into Egypt. In Proverbs 27:4 it says, "Wrath is cruel, and anger is outrageous; but who is able to stand before envy?" Probably nothing is crueler than jealousy. Jealousy lurks in every human heart. Sometimes when I speak against my brother I think I am righteous, but I am actually jealous. In the Song of Solomon 8:6, it says, "Jealousy is as cruel as the grave." Believe me, the grave is cruel. I had an older sister who lost her daughter. This little girl was coming home from school when the bus stopped in front of her house. My nephew came screaming into the house. Fortunately my sister's husband was home that afternoon and he went out to see what was wrong. When he did not come back, my sister went out to see what the trouble was. A crowd of people had gathered round the school bus and one of the neighbor friends tried to restrain my sister from going there. Of course nothing could restrain her then, and she found her little girl with her head crushed. She had been run over by the bus. My sister became almost mental as a result of that tragedy. One day when she could not be found, my mother went to the grave and found my sister with her bare hands, digging into the earth above that grave. The cruel grave never released that little girl. "Jealousy is as cruel as the grave." When we find ourselves motivated by envy, may God help us to deal with it in our own hearts. I Corinthians 13:4 says, "Charity envieth not." Love does not envy. When I find myself jealous of my brother or sister, I had better examine the love that is lacking in my own heart. In John 12:43 we find men who were motivated by self-love. It says, "Many believed on him; but because of the Pharisees they did not confess him, lest they should be put out of the synagogue: for they loved the praise of men more than the praise of God." Self-love is a dangerous motivation. In John 8 we read of people being motivated by self-righteousness. Our brother spoke from this chapter yesterday of this woman taken in sin. The self-righteous, religious people said, "Let us get her killed." Their attitude was, "We will deal with this." They told Jesus, "The law says to kill her", and they said then, "What do you have to say?" They asked Jesus this to get something against Him. In no way did Jesus condone what was done. He did not refute what the law said, but He did say, "Gentlemen, whoever is without sin pick up the first stone." When we examine our own failure, it keeps us from being critical of a brother's sin, a brother's failure. I appreciated what we heard yesterday, "The finger that wrote the law in stone was the finger that wrote her guilt in sand." Even those self-righteous individuals, remembering their own guilt, turned and walked away. Finally it was the woman alone with Jesus. That is the way it is going to be with every one of us; alone before the Lord. Jesus asked her, "Woman, where are thine accusers? Is there no man to condemn thee?" She said, "No man Lord." There were plenty of men to accuse her, but the only man that could have condemned her did not do it. God help us all to be true to what the Lord said mercifully to those who have failed in keeping the Word. No one stands so straight as he who stoops to help a fallen brother. Hebrews 11:7, "By faith Noah, being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear, prepared an ark to the saving of his house; by the which he condemned the world, and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith." "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom." Happy and wise is the man who is motivated by Godly fear. "Moved with fear" Noah did something that brought salvation, not alone to himself but also to his family. In Genesis 42:18, Joseph, the ruler in Egypt, had his ten guilty brothers before him. He had the power to keep them in prison, but Joseph said, "I fear God. This do and live." Godly fear in your heart and mine will move us to set our guilty brothers free. If any of us had to pay for our own sin, how many of us would be free today? Abraham in his day, lied about Sarah, his wife. He did it because he was afraid for his life. He said he thought there was no fear of God in the land. There is no telling what any man will do if the fear of God is totally gone from a heart and life. In Exodus 1 we read where the king Pharaoh said that every boy baby was to die in the waters of the Nile. That is ancient history, but there is a Pharaoh who lives today, the god of this world who has decreed that not only your baby boys, but also your baby daughters will perish in the world of sin around us everywhere. Thank God for midwives, and thank God for parents who feared God, and their boy babies were saved. Moses's father and mother kept him as long as they could in the home. When finally the time, like an everlasting stream takes all our live away, came for their baby boy to be thrown into the waters of the Nile, they made an ark that saved him. I feel very thankful for parents who wove something around my life when I was only a boy at home, and finally, in my teenage years when I left home. I found then that there were places that I could not go, and things I could not do, even though I had left the parental restraint. May God move every parent in the meeting today to weave something about your children that will keep them from sin and keep them from worldliness. In Malachi 3:16 we read, "Then they that feared the Lord spake often one to another." When the fear of God motivates our conversation we will leave our friends better for the visit. In Mark 1:40 a leper came to Jesus saying, "If thou wilt, thou canst make me clean." It says that Jesus, moved with compassion, put forth his hand and touched him, saying, "I will; be thou clean." For one to touch a leper was unthinkable. How thankful we can be for God's people today, who saw us in our leprosy, and it didn't move them to condemn us, but moved with compassion they reached out and touched us with love and care. When we are most unlovely is when we need love the most. Every other man in the country would have recoiled and pulled away from that leper, but Jesus, moved with compassion, did something no one else was willing to do. I shall be thankful for all eternity for those who, with loving compassion, touched my life with help when I was most unworthy. In Matthew 9 we read when Jesus saw the multitude He was "moved with compassion" towards them. He said, "Pray the Lord of the harvest that he will send forth labour's." In Mark 1 Jesus was moved with compassion for one soul. In Matthew 9 Jesus was moved with compassion toward a multitude, a world. I was very much impressed yesterday when our brother told us that in the midst of a billion people, there was one woman who was interested in visiting. Thank God for men and women today who are interested in individuals. They are willing to spend time and strength and dollars just to help one individual. I am not used to the multitudes that we see here in Korea. One of the things I will remember most from my weeks here is just a handful in this home, and that home, who have come to listen to the Gospel. When I see my fellow Servants walking miles over rough and rocky roads just for an individual, it has done something for me. Thank God for hearts in our day who are still motivated and moved with compassion. In Luke 10 we read of the man who went from Jerusalem to Jericho. He was going in the wrong direction; he was on a downward course. He fell among thieves. They robbed him, they beat him, and left him half dead. The priest came along. He took a look and passed by on the other side. The Levite came along and did the same. The good Samaritan came along and he, moved with compassion, took oil and wine and helped the poor man. So easily the priest could have given him a lecture, "You should not have been going down that road in the first place." In other words, "Mixing with those kind of companions, of course you are going to lose your testimony, your garments." But isn't it wonderful when the Good Samaritan came, moved with compassion, and he simply helped him. It says, "He took care of him." There is no time in life that we don't need care. There is no time in life when honest care won't do a lot to help us. Just knowing that someone really cares will do more than most things to help us. In Matthew 18 we read about a man who owed a debt of $12 000 000, and the creditor was going to throw him into prison, and the man who owed the debt asked for mercy saying, "Give me time and I will pay it all."That was stupid. How could any one of us pay a debt of $12 000,000? We could not even pay the interest! But the creditor was moved with compassion for that man and forgave him all. I hope none of us will ever be foolish enough to think we can pay the price of our guilt and sin. Salvation is a gift. "In my hand no price I bring, Simply to Thy cross I cling. Could my tears forever flow? Could my zeal no languor know. These for sin could not atone. Thou must save and Thou alone." Hopefully we, as God's people are the busiest working people in the world, but don't ever forget that our works are the result of our salvation, not the cause of our salvation. Foolishly this poor man thought, "Given time I will pay my debt." We thank God for a Friend who was moved with compassion for us and He paid the debt we owe. This poor fellow, having been forgiven, took his brother who owed him $17, and threw him into prison. Could you imagine anything sadder? Having been forgiven $12,000,000 he would not forgive the paltry debt of $17. Problems and misunderstandings come, and they will, but may God help you and me to understand how much we have been forgiven and then we just could not, not forgive. May compassion move us as it moved our Master, toward any brother or sister. In II Peter 1:21, Peter said that the Bible did not come through any private interpretation but holy men of old spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost. Romans 8:14 tells us that, "As many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God." In Acts 16:6 we read where that Godly man Paul wanted to go somewhere, but the Spirit of God would not let him. It is wonderful when the places we go are motivated by the Holy Spirit. Many years ago an old brother George Walker said this to me, that looking back across the many years, the one thing he thanked God for was simply thoughts that God put into his heart. I don't really claim to be a man of prayer though I surely believe in prayer, please understand that. But I love to begin a day for at least a few moments on my knees asking God to put thoughts into my mind and heart to guide me through the day. We know it was God who guided Paul and his companions to Philippi in Acts 16. In Acts 2:24 the Holy Ghost was given. God's servants began to speak with other tongues as the Holy Ghost gave them utterance. It is a wonderful thing that results when our tongue is guided by the Holy Ghost. This is the story when five thousand men got saved as a result of what was said at that time. This gathering here which thrills me today, is as a result of God's servants being guided by and speaking by the Holy Ghost. They did not come with a massage of their own, they came with a message of the Holy Spirit. I appreciate what Isaiah said when he said, "God hath given me the tongue of the learned, that I might know how to speak a word in season." You will notice that he did not say, "what to speak,' but that, "I might know how to speak." So often it is not what we say, but how we say it. In Colossians 4:6, Paul said, "Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man." Again, not `what' to answer. When the Children of Israel left the land of bondage and the passover lamb was eaten, they were given instructions not to eat the lamb raw. It was to be roast with fire, and we know that God is love and God is a consuming fire. There is nothing worse than raw lamb; raw truth. In Proverbs 25:11 Solomon said that, "A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver." We know gold is a type of divinity and silver is a type of redemption. A golden apple is beautiful but if the frame is not right it distracts from the picture. We can say a lot of right things, Godly things, but if the background of our lives does not speak of redemption, then the whole thing is spoiled. Jesus said in Matthew 23 that all those false preachers say the right thing, and what they tell you to do, do it, but the tragedy is, they say itbut they don't do it. May God help you and me to have golden words, words that are life itself, and may we have a life behind the word that gives unmistakable proof of our redemption. The last motivation that I would like to speak about is love. I appreciate the hymn Don ( Garland ) asked us to sing: "Upon a lonely mount, obeying God's behest, A father offered up his son. It was his very best." Gladly yielding all, moved by love divine. Proving we are not our own, For all we have is thine." John 3:16 says, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Moved by love God gave His only Son for you and me. What brought Don ( Garland ) and Sproulie (Denio) to Korea originally? Can anyone here stand up and say, "I paid them to come." What has brought each of these other Workers across the sea or your own Korean Workers, what moved them to come to your community? Did you hire them? "Moved by love", they go again to seek the lost and dying men, because in their hearts there is burning a flame of burning love for Jesus' name.All the power of this love is not wrapped up alone in God's servants. People in Korea will never know what their love, their care, their welcome, the warmth of their homes, has done for me. "For God so loved... that He gave..." Thank God that that same love is rewrapped in human packages that are giving this love to this needy world. Love will move us to do what nothing else on earth will. I told you before that my youngest sister lost her only son. Some weeks before he died I went home to be with my sister. Her boy was in Stanford hospital in San Francisco and there were nurses with him around the clock. I must say they were wonderful young women. We all appreciated them very, very much. At the end of every eight hour shift each one went home, but there was another woman who sat in that room almost twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. I need not tell you it was Larry's mother. What kept her there while the other women, eight hours at a time, went home? Moved by love she sat by the bedside of her dying boy until the last page of life's story was turned. I thank God for these young men and young women with the sweet red wine of youth coursing through their veins. Impelled by love they go again, but oh friends, don't ever cease to thank God for those who are no longer young, who sit by our side and who care for your souls until life's last page is turned. In John 12 a young woman named Mary brought an alabaster box that was very costly and she broke it and anointed the body of Jesus, and the house was filled with the odor of the ointment. There is no record of a single word that was said, but what was done is affecting your life and mine. Long after anything we have said has been forgotten, the influence of our spirit, what we do, is going to live on. Four days later in another home, another woman whose name I do not know, did exactly the same thing. She anointed the body of Jesus. I do not know that she was in Mary's home, but I have the feeling that she was and what she saw that day moved her to do the same thing four days later. What moved these young men and women here in our midst to give their lives in the harvest field? It is not what they have heard. I don't think the older Workers have walked up to any of them and commanded their lives. It is the influence of broken boxes, broken lives, broken plans, broken future, and the fragrance of the sacrifice has flowed out to touch other young lives, moving them to do what older Workers have done. In Exodus 21 we read about a slave who had served for six years and was permitted to go free. This man, if he had learned to love his master, refused to go free. He first was moved by love to become a servant forever. When this happened he was taken to the door of his master's home and a hole was bored through the lobe of his ear. By that, the whole world knew that he was listening to a master's voice and the blood that flowed from the ear of the slave was mixed with the blood of the lamb that was sprinkled on the doorpost of that home. Those of us who are His slaves by choice, slaves by love, our blood, our future, is mixed with the blood of the Lamb and His future is our future. I heard of a slave being sold at an auction in our country, and a buyer came to look over the human wares. This man looked at the slave and the slave took a violent dislike to the buyer. He told him, "Buy me if you will, but I will never be your slave. I will take my life first." The bidding went high, but the poor black man was bought by this man he so violently disliked. The man who paid so high a price for him sent him a note saying, "I bought you only to set you free." It was then that the poor black man, overwhelmed by such love, said, as he fell on his knees, "So long as I live, I will live only to be your servant." How thankful we can be that the price of our freedom was paid and we are free today; we are slaves by choice and hopefully we will live only to serve the One who bought us. Last of all, in John 13 it says that "Jesus, ... having loved his own which were in the world, he loved them to the end." There is a lot I would like to say about that but I will simply close by saying, young love is beautiful, but old love is infinitely more beautiful. It is wonderful seeing how young people in love with each other, treat each other. It is tragic when that love wears thin, and they become critical, snapping at each other. It is wonderful when love brings greater kindness, greater courtesy, rather than less of it. Jesus having loved His own, He loved them unto the end. If it is ever my privilege to return to Korea , I hope I will still see these young men and women who love the Work today, a year from now, or ten years from now, whatever the case may be. Jesus, having loved His own, moved by love, loved them unto the end. H. Brownlee

Yes, I'm A Senior Citizen

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

BUT, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took:

The melody out of music,
The pride out of appearance,
The romance out of love,
The commitment out of marriage,
The responsibility out of parenthood,
The togetherness out of the family,
The learning out of education,
The service out of patriotism,
The religion out of school,
The Golden Rule from rulers,
The nativity scene out of cities,
The civility out of behavior,
The refinement out of language,
The dedication out of employment,
The prudence out of spending, or
The ambition out of achievement,

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

Does anyone under the age of 50 know the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner? Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!

Remember.......Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened!

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Yes, I'm A Senior Citizen!

The life of the party...even if it only lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as mine.

I'm so cared for -- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

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I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, Toyota commercials, Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I can't remember.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like.......

I'm realizing that aging is not for wimps.

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did they let kids become policemen?

I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?

I'm a walking storeroom of facts.....I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and... I think I am having the time of my life!

~ Stan Nemeth ~

Source: Internet

The Potter's Wheel

When you’re troubled and discouraged
In the darkness of the night
When obstruction clouds your vision
And you just can't see the light.

When life’s trials overcome you
And you have nowhere to turn
When you’ve reached the very bottom
There are lessons you must learn.

For the clay is being molded
It’s been twisted, pulled and tossed
It’s been rolled and it’s been pounded
Till the ego has been lost.

He will put you through the furnace
You’ll be tested to the brim
Your life will be in pieces
Till you give your soul to Him.

From blemish to perfection
His hands will form the clay
This human piece of rubble
Must let God have His way.

When you come to Him all battered
In the form of mortal man
When you cry to Him in mercy
You will find the Potter’s hand.

He will grind you, mold and chisel
The friction you will feel
Till He gently carves and shapes you
Upon the Potter’s wheel.

Author/Written By: Marilyn Ferguson

Source: Internet

What Will He See?

When Jesus looks upon my life,
What picture does He see?
Does He see His own reflection,
Or does He just see me?

Does He see His likeness,
The product of His hand.
Or just another Christian,
Who never took a stand?

Does He see a child of God,
A child that He set free?
Living life to honor Him,
Or does He just see me?

What about the other folks,
I meet along the way.
Do I show them Jesus,
To brighten up their day?

When someone looks into my eyes,
Can they truly see.
That calm and gentle peace of God,
That dwells inside of me?

When I reach out and shake a hand,
Is He right there in my grip?
Can they feel that strength from God,
That steadies when I slip?

When folks are in my presence,
Do they know His Spirit's there?
Can they see that He's the one,
Who guides me everywhere?

When other people think of me,
What is on their mind?
Do they think of Jesus Christ,
So gentle and so kind?

Other folks should see the joy,
That Christ has given me.
They should want to have it too,
Especially since it's free.

They should begin to ask me,
What is it they must do.
Just how it is they go about,
Getting Jesus too.

Then I get to tell them,
This wondrous gift is free.
It only takes a humble heart,
A prayer on bended knee.

Someday when I'm face to face,
With the Lord who set me free.
Will He see His own reflection,
Or will He just see me?

~ Teresa Piercey-Gates ~

Source: Internet

Inspiring Thoughts For August

The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

"Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a Dad."

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..

Happiness is as a butterfly, which when pursued, is always beyond our grasp. But if you will sit down quietly, it may alight upon you.

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life. ~ Sophia Loren

You are here for a purpose. There is no duplicate of you in the whole wide world. There never has been, there never will be. You were brought here now to fill a certain need. Take time to think that over.~unknown

Be Blessed and Be a Blessing.....

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What Faith Is ..,

Faith isn't anything you can see;
It isn't anything you can touch.
But you can feel it in your heart.
Faith is what keeps you trying
When others would have given up.
It keeps you believing in
The goodness of others
And helps you find it.

Faith is trusting in a power
Greater than yourself
And knowing that whatever happens,
This power will carry you through anything.
It is believing in yourself
And having courage
To stand up for what you believe in.

Faith is:
Peace in the midst of a storm,
Determination in the midst
Of adversity,
And safety in the midst of trouble.
For nothing can touch a soul
That is protected by faith.

Source: Internet