Thoughts

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. ~ Gladys Berthe Stern

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. ~Author Unknown

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~Jane Wagner

"If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." - Ronald Reagan

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle

May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping. ~ Irish Prayer

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Author Unknown

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~Carl Zwanzig

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. ~Mae West

We all can make an impact on others by serving those who need serving, comforting and
being there for those who are hurting, and encouraging those who are sad. Rise, do so, you will find the rewards to yourself are amazing. ~ Unknown

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